Inspirational Quote of the Day:
The best things in life have the most calories.
Me While Watching 'She Looks So Perfect'
- Me: let it begin
- Me: well fuck this was a bad choice
- Me: Lucas can you not look directly into my soul, thank you
- Me: wink? did he wink? wait what the fuck *rewinds*
- Me: HE FUCKING WINKED NO
- Me: Stop it with close ups I'm pouring salt into my eyes
- Me: THE LEG THING JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
- Me: Ashton i didnt come here for the gun show, put em' away
- Me: Michael, was that suppose to be a slide? you cant slide on concrete
- Me: ReallY? REALLY? DO WE NEED A CLOSE UP OF MICHAEL playing the goddamn guitar?
- Me: *heavy breathing*
- Me: NO WE DON'T
- Me: CALUMS HIGH NOTE YAAASSSSS
- Me: JAWLINE JAWLINE JAWLINE
- Me: yaas calum yaaaas
- Me: aha calum had someones clothes on his head lel
- Me: LUCAS'S SOLO please no
- Me: oh for fucks sake
- Me: I'm sweating, clutching my chest and hyperventilating all bc of this band
- Me: It's not even the fucking end. please dont end
- Me: they better take off there clothes.... all of them
- Me: OMG YES TAKE IT OFF
- Me: I hate this band.